Q-BE's Ramblings

Is This Love? Or Just Somebody Who Likes Her?

2010-05-20T23:07:00.013-04:00

To the (scant few) readers who check this blog for kicks and giggles:

Yes, I am still alive, still kicking, and still trying to share my JLH fandom.

I would have responded sooner if I remembered often enough to come visit my own blog.

With the chances of the real Love visiting this blog being "slim-to-none" and perhaps even less than that, I am somewhat perplexed by the substance of a comment on one of my posts, Jennifer Love Hewitt's Ample Career Myths Exposed.

It reads as follows:

Hello whoever you are. This is Love. Yes, the real Love. I don't appreciate some of the things you're discussing on your blog. Do you really think I'd ever want to meet you when you talk about me and other women like that? Eeewww. I like my boobs just the way they are, and don't need them expanded to ridiculous proportions. That's just gross.

Please cease and desist any mention of me on this site or you will hear from my attorney.

Because of the incalculable improbability that this post could in fact be the real Jennifer Love Hewitt, and because I have been hit with various Internet hoaxes by my Net "friends" in the past, I partly wish to dismiss it as the posting of some random Net user who find a personal distaste for the sexual content of this blog, utilizing the persona of Jennifer Love Hewitt to get me to stop.

However, in my strongly-concerned interest of addressing the slimmest chances that it could be her, I want to write something of an open letter to my dear Love. Here I go.

Dear Love,

Years have passed, seasons have changed, and I still am a very deep, abiding fan of yours. However, I have been somewhat surprised to find out that you don't like a website that discusses your hotness on a regular basis, perhaps because of the fact it openly connects this aspect to a deeper sexual fetish: breast expansion.

Part of me thought that maybe you liked the attention, however bawdy. Another part of me was just exercising my own personal sexual interests and took no concern for your particular opinion of them. Still another part of me thought that you might perhaps, at best, be indifferent to yet another blatantly sexualized blog written in semi-parody style ala myriad other gossip websites such as those I link in my very blog, namely HollywoodTuna, Egotastic, et. al.

At this point though, in the light of your comment, I now realize that I failed to consider your potential distaste for what I have been doing. Although you may not believe me, out of everything I do online that is connected to my fan's devotion to you, this blog is the most lewd of my behaviors. Because of this fact, it was precisely the last area of my fandom I thought you would personally discover, and my reckless dialogue reflects that.

Though, by definition, it is not readily apparent to you: this is not my only internet persona. I realize that I wouldn't get away with a minuscule portion of my blog's commentary on a website with stronger connections to your fanbase of those people who like you, your television appearances, or your theatrical endeavors. This is part of the reason I created this very persona, to exercise the darker portions of my nature, portions which few people probably would wish seen brought to light.

That being said, I must take responsibility for all of my online acts. This is because in so committing my thoughts and desires for public consumption such as this, I leave myself open to being exposed as the real-life person who made them. It is also something which in the large pool of Internet anonymity, one such as myself begins to feel that although one does many things unfit for public consumption, one believes he himself will never be discovered. As your comment obviously proves, I have bought the lie and have been caught sharing my indiscretions openly.

Because of this, I must admit my approval of these comments at the time I wrote them. This sounds obvious, but in reality it is something that I cannot now change ex post facto and have any credibility. However, as I stated at the beginning of this open letter, years and seasons have passed since I made a majority of these comments, and I now submit to you that my personal behaviors have matured and changed in that time. I trust that I have come to a fuller, deeper understanding of myself and my fandom of you. Because of this, I wish to be trusted to be able to meet you one day without the spectres of my past behaviors threatening to affect the manner in which I treat you and other women.

So we come to the crux of the matter: I feel considerably hurt at the notion that you, Jennifer Love Hewitt, would not like the persona I have projected onto this website. It is not the persona I would have wished to share with you myself, but perhaps fate made it this way in order for me to better understand what I was doing with myself all these years. Believe me when I say I wouldn't have wanted you to meet the person I was when I wrote these posts, because I wish for you in your life only the very best.

Consequently, I humbly ask your gracious forgiveness for my pathetically vapid scribings, and seek with complete sincerity a true chance to prove (in spite of all this) my true gentlemanly upbringing, my developed maturity, and my ecstatic fanboy passion for you and all you have accomplished.

I would like to meet you, and I hope I have at least assuaged your concerns over me, should we ever actually, really, really meet.

Sincerely,

Q-BE

PS. I eagerly await your response at qwizzicalbe@yahoo.com.

Election Day 2009

2009-11-03T12:26:00.003-05:00

Yes, it is Election Day 2009 in the United States of America. 1 year ago today, our glorious leader, the Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama, was elected the 44th (and possibly last) President of the United States of America.

Today, we mark this momentous occasion by again going to the polls in our respective states and...voting for him...in elections that have nothing whatsoever to do with him being on the ballot anywhere, but because his marvelousness is supposed to change our votes magically to liberal Democrats and liberal Republicans. This "Change we can believe in" has not only brought us our magnificent leader, but also 3 million jobs lost since his inauguration, unemployment reaching 10%, millions of people on food stamps, unemployment compensation, or other government benefits, and a $1,420,000,000,000 deficit for the government's fiscal budget year 2009, more than four times greater than any amount of horrendous spending approved during the Bush Administration in any given year. $1.42 trillion is also more than the combined federal debt for the first 200 years of the country's existence, so I would deign to say our infallible President is in over his super-inflated head (and ears).

So, as you go to the polls and think of our wonderful king and lord, Barack Hussein Obama, vote for change, because that's all you'll have in your pockets after Obama's done with you.

This message has not been approved by the Obama Administration and is sponsored by the First Amendment, with the help of the 2nd Amendment and the other 25 Amendments, who are rapidly becoming endangered species.

QwizzicalBE

Halloween, Hewitt, and Hotness

2009-11-03T10:28:00.004-05:00

Yes, yes, the last two are redundant, I know. I also know it's been quite awhile since I deigned to write to the masses of people (ha ha) who depend on this blog (hardy har har) for their favorite JLH fanboy's felicitations. (A little alliteration there, he he he)

Well, I'm back.

Here's a funny picture caption courtesy of moejackson.com:

And of course, the pièce de résistance, we have Jennifer Love Hewitt's 2009 Halloween costume incarnation--a Playboy bunny! Yay!

Click pic to see fullsize Hewitt Hotness! (2048x1536 HQ)

Yes, the picture is very candid, and the camera flash overwhelms the image, but my point still stands!

And, to you BEAers out there, I bid you welcome to all things Q-BE and JLH!

Q-"Have a nice day"-BE

Jennifer Love Hewitt's Ample Career Myths Exposed

2009-07-27T23:27:00.002-04:00

Courtesy of Cracked.com: Jennifer Love Hewitt's Ample Career Myths Exposed

Now, the title for this pithy article comes from CoedMagazine.com, but for the sake of full disclosure, this title was simply too damned funny not to use here.

If you need a laugh (or two or a hundred) read this article. See if you can't stop yourself from snickering at least once at the multiple references to Hewitt's ample talent misconceptions.

Oh, and just reminding you, I'm still here, and still broadcasting my love for JLH. Ciao

Q-"Catch you later"-BE

Jennifer Love Hewitt Drinks Coca-Cola

2009-06-10T17:19:00.007-04:00

I finally found the article in which Jennifer is stated to drink Coca-Cola everyday!

Here's the article, which also has Jennifer stating that her breasteses developed to their current size by the age of twelve. Astounding.

Click the thumbnails to view the full-size pictures. I can't have huge images running around this blog, even those of Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Q-"Enjoy!"-BE

Meanwhile, I've got to think of what I was going to post as a third post today. Hhhhmmmm...

The BEA Forum is Back!

2009-06-10T16:34:00.002-04:00

Boy, this has been a crazy time to be a breast-expansion fetishist. The stupid haxxors who hurt the site will summarily be destroyed as soon as I can find them and sic my lord GALVATRON on them.

I didn't miss your "Pepsi" comment on my blog, by the way, Galvy. Rest assured, you will be punched for your malfeasance, assuming I can find any way to punch you without hurting myself.

The BEA Cola War rages on.

As an aside, I take as much credit as I can for suggesting to Shara, a BEA Forumer and programmer extraordinare, that they use the forum software also utilized by the Chex Quest Fan Forums. Now both forums are using identical softwares, and all the pictures attached to posts on the BEA Forum have mysteriously vanished in the conversion, as well as the smileys used in the previous BEA Forum incarnation, leaving a bunch of missing pictures (and/or "red X"es) on the forum's past posts.

Q-"Oy!"-BE

Two Weeks Into Darkness...

2009-05-26T16:14:00.005-04:00

Yes, this is quite a moribund title.

No, I don't give a flying pig what you think. The BEA Universe really IS coming to an END! it's been two weeks, and there are no sure signs that the forum will be brought back to life anytime soon.

From what I can piece together in my mish-mash of a brain, here's what I've discerned:

The forum has been brought down indefinitely by hacker or hackers unknown, but according to my sources, located somewhere in Virginia. No shit.

The forum was relaunched, but was brought down by an unresolved flaw in the user directory. It remains to be seen if this is being addressed currently.

At one point, the link to the forum was replaced by a text page stating to the effect of "This forum is down currently. It should be back up this weekend [Editor's Note: i.e., the weekend of Saturday, May 16, 2009]." While this may have happened, the hacker/s have successfully defeated whatever countermeasures implemented due to the aforementioned user directory flaw.

It is now approximately 2 weeks and counting since the BE Archive Forum was brought down, and we have yet to see any further signs of its return. Mayhap the Admins could let us in on the craziness? It's not like there is anything they could say that would make this situation worse.

Anyhow, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. I hope this situation gets resolved quickly. When the forum returns, I am bringing a freshly-made Q-BE Strip with me. Let me say in advance that it involves a very angry Q-BE...as well I SHOULD be!

Q-"Damn HACKERS!"-BE

EDIT: By the way, May 24th marked my birthday! Yay me!

Get OFF the PEPSI, Galvatron!

2009-04-23T18:00:00.013-04:00

AKA "Did You See Jennifer Love Hewitt in Maxim?"

The Cola War has drawn its latest incursion into the BEArchive Forum!

Get OFF the PEPSI, Galvatron!

The above hyperlink is the thread in which I "call-out" (in humor, might I note) my Lord Galvatron about his Pepsi-loving ways, primarily because of his recent change-of-heart about Jennifer Love Hewitt, who by the way, drinks Coca-Cola every morning to get up and go!

Part of me believes this to be for the best, and part of me wonders if I am indeed taking this a bridge too far...however, what is done will be what is done...um, if that makes any sense, please tell me.

Whatever the case, it must be noted that I, Q-BE, will no longer stand for my Lord Galvatron's incessant SPAM (which itself is very tasty but not meant for forum consumption) and instead will counter with my own Coca-Cola crusade!

By the way, did you see Jennifer Love Hewitt on the cover of Maxim Magazine?

She was worth the magazine buy, but only because it was her. The article was a 1-page fluff piece, and the pictures were average--for her--so, all in all, one for true JLH aficionados, like ME!

That, and the magazine was smaller and thinner than its previous editions--I should know, I have a copy of the 2007 Lindsay Lohan Maxim feature, and it was PHAT! Also, it was larger in page size and magazine thickness. Maybe the cutbacks are a result of the economic crisis? Boo-hoo if it's true!

Q-"Making the world love JLH, one post at a time"-BE

PS. Did you know JLH has been on the cover of Maxim three times now?

Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage FTW!

2009-03-05T13:07:00.002-05:00

Yes, I know I'm only repeating what Egotastic has reported on Jennifer's endowments, but I must say, he's got it right on the money! Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage FTW!

Credit to Egotastic and its respective photographer for the following picture, plus many others located HERE:

(Click picture for full-sized photo.)

All I've gotta say is: "See ya, Ross McCall! Hello, Thelma & Louise!"

My Q-BE Strip JLH Birthday Extravaganza!

2009-02-26T19:09:00.003-05:00

Actually, it's just a one-panel comic strip. Enjoy!

(Click on the thumbnail to load the full-sized picture.)

Q-"Looking good at any size"-BE

FTF10 Gets A Wiki!

2009-02-26T17:39:00.002-05:00

Well, since my blog began as a response to Prophet Tenebrae's transition from his Female Transformation Blog to what is now known as the FTF10 site, I suppose I should note that he now has established a wiki--which I will valoriously join and edit as I am able.

The FTF10 Wiki

Being that the site is about "Female Transformation" more than just "Breast Expansion", my work on the site will be confined to the BE section of the wiki. Having added this little site into its history, here's hoping that Prophet Tenebrae doesn't figure that my site is too "little" to be included and unedits my edits...

All in all, I think it would be highly ironic if a female transformation fetishist would develop a better history of breast expansion on the internet than say, the Breast Expansion Archive, or The Overflowing Bra. But, who am I to judge? A history is better than no history, right?

On Jennifer Love Hewitt's 30th Birthday

2009-02-20T18:55:00.004-05:00

No, this post isn't exactly ON Jennifer Love Hewitt's 30th birthday. Her birthday is actually tomorrow, February 21. Sue me. I needed to get this out there so that I can hopefully let Jennifer Love Hewitt know what I think of her. This is ABOUT Jennifer Love Hewitt's 30th birthday, and my feelings for her.

It seems to me that the time for youth has ended. While 30 is not that far from 29, and 29 from 28, etc., the years stack up, and having a 3-0 next to your name puts you beyond the age of "youngness".

This is not a hit on my dear Jennifer. It is an acknowledgement of growing up and facing the future, and Jennifer has a very bright future ahead of her indeed. Her TV series, Ghost Whisperer, is a Friday night smash. Her fans are as frenzied as ever to see her and hear her on that glowing boob tube every Friday night.

Meanwhile, she is still getting offers to do Playboy, which should say something about her sexual popularity. Whether wedding plans or irreconcilable differences caused the break-up of Ross McCall and our dear Love, it certainly can't be because her hotness has diminished in any fashion or form. Sure, people have poked fun at her in bikinis, people have highlighted her weight-loss from marathon-training, and people have generally talked smack about her and her ex-fiance. This should not, and indeed shall not, stop Love from marching proudly into her 30s proclaiming "I am Woman; hear me ROAR!"

It is my fondest wish to be able to share these sentiments with Love in person. Watching her from afar is like watching an animal encased in a zoo. Their natural beauty is evident, but their existence is only as far as from one side of the cage to the other. Because of this, I can never get a glimpse of Love's true existence outside the lens of the paparazzi, and so I cannot truly glimpse through the screen to who Love truly is.

Very shortly, I assume, I shall make a go of it to talk to Love. Unfortunately, in so doing, I doubt that I can separate my online persona from my real one. In any case, I know that very shortly after this, I shall be discovered. It is something that I am reluctant to have happen, but willing if only to go public with a life that I believe is acceptable when considered through the prism in which it is viewed--as a constructive outlet for some less-than-savory desires. But then, is my love for Love less than savory? Is any one obsession less than savory if it leads to positive outcomes and true realizations?

I doubt if many, or any, of these questions can be answered until I see her. Something infinitely powerful is dragging me forward to do what I soon will do. I hope that things will work out for the best, and that, upon all these things coming to pass, the world, and Jennifer Love Hewitt, will be different because I existed in it.

See you soon, Love, and Happy 30th birthday.

QwizzicalBE

Jennifer's Getting the Full-Court Press!

2009-02-02T19:01:00.005-05:00

Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it.........

Here's what 'caused' the Jennifer Love Hewitt-Ross McCall Breakup
Where's the Love for Jennifer Hewitt?
Jennifer Love Hewitt's dirty dog tricks
Cronin Reveals Heartbreak Over Hewitt Split

That's just a sampling of the bombardment of links and news stories I've been getting in my online feeds of Jennifer Love Hewitt news recently. It's been like a tsunami of info and chatter and mostly gossip about what is happening with my favorite actress.

Part of me is thrilled that Jennifer is getting so much press coverage. As they say, no publicity is bad publicity, and NO publicity is BAD publicity. Translated into Q-BE's English, that means if somebody's talking about you in Hollywood, you're somebody, and if they're not, you're not.

However, I am beginning to wonder if this media frenzy is really all it's cracked up to be. I am genuinely concerned about what's going on in my dear Love's life, and to have all this gossip published and thrown around of late, makes me wonder who this "publicity" is really benefiting?

US Magazine seems to be the lead shark on this issue. They did a cover featuring Hewitt's breakup, and printed an article that was basically fluff and stuff. I'll link it right now, along with a few other raggedy-ass sob stories by the piss-poor-poodles who printed this.

Still, I appreciate the cover shot. It's a stock Ghost Whisperer photo, though. Nothing new. In fact, the picture's almost 4 years old.

Anyhow, onto the US Magazine "gossip" coverage (as opposed to actual news)...

US Magazine Cover Story--Reasons Behind Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt's Split Revealed
US Magazine--Rich Cronin: I Would Have Married Jennifer Love Hewitt

Oh, and one other thing: just to prove that JLH isn't only getting press for her love life and TV show, she's getting press because of her stalkers as well...

CNN Commentary: Stalking has become an epidemic

Q-"By the way, this ain't about me"-BE

Celebrity Curvage Archive

2009-02-02T18:30:00.002-05:00

The Celebrity Curvage Archive

Quite a neat little Blogger blog posted by a fellow BEA forumer, Elesis. I figured I might as well get into the swing of "following" their sites, seeing as how I also use Blogger.

Editor's Note: This is turning out to be a bit more difficult than I first thought.
Aha! The manual edit!

On a related note, I need to add a "Follow Me" button to my blog. So the Lord Galvatron can follow my blog just as easily as I have followed his.

Of course, if he goes to his Blogger Dashboard and manages his blogs, he can just add my site name to his collection, and boom-chaka-laka, he's following me, which would be a first.

Q-"Lot more to say, but I'll say it later"-BE

File this under "D" for "DUH!"

2009-01-12T19:23:00.002-05:00

Jennifer Love Hewitt “Seems Sad” After Breakup

No shit. Like she's supposed to be happy?

Q-"I'll never understand journalism"-BE

The Q-BE Strip

2009-01-07T18:22:00.004-05:00

Long story short: Many moons ago, I joined a group of BEA members in participating in a webcomic called the The KC Strip. My entrance is buried in the middle of the thread, since this strip predates my registration at the forum by over 3 years. It's a great read, but a little tedious as a guest, what with 10 posts per page being displayed to guests, but if you register, you can change the number of posts you view per page. I have mine set at 30 posts per page, and I'm comfortable with that.

Anyway, after a long while, I had a tiff with the owners over my desire to see them draw boobies into the strip (you know, naked breasts). Little did I know that one of their M.O.s was NOT to do such a thing. I accidentally incurred their ire, and for that I remain truly sorry. After that, we kissed and made up (figuratively), and I was going along my merry business until I decided to use my KC Strip character in my Christmas 2008 avatar. The avatar is shown as follows:

When the KC Strip creators, Nimrod and Kithara, told me how much they liked it, I decided to create my own strip, The Q-BE Strip, based on that very avatar. It provided at once an outlet for my forum-attention-deficit-disorder (aka FADD, ha ha ha), and morphed into something that has quite a bright future ahead of it! Just click the following link, and you, too, can be a Q-BE Strip fan!

The Q-BE Strip

Q-BE

Jennifer Love Hewitt Cancels Engagement?

2009-01-07T18:16:00.002-05:00

That's the news rolling around the internet the last several days, and no official reports to contradict it. Let me post some links about it now:

People.com: Jennifer Love Hewitt and Fiancé Split
Zap2it.com: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Fiancee Break off Engagement
FoxNews.com: Jennifer Love Hewitt Calls Off Engagement to Ross McCall

I have mixed feelings about this. I'm sad that JLH lost the best relationship she says she ever had, but at the same time, I'm thrilled that I can go on being an unrequited fanboy, ever dreaming my love for my dear Jenny.

Also, Galvatron must be quite pleased, somewhere out there on the internet...

Q-BE

Back in Action

2008-09-30T20:24:00.003-04:00

Well, it seemed wrong of me to have a blog linked as my homepage at the BEA Forum without updating it in nearly a year, so I am doing so now.

I came back after a lengthy hiatus because I feel that God had given me a clean slate to work with--a clean conscience with which I feel freer to pursue my breast expansion fetish.

I am still wrangling with my faith and fetish because I would like to reconcile them more and more, but I am having difficulty in doing so. Here is a pertinent essay I recently wrote upon the subject (which I also posted at the BEA).

About Faith & Fetishism (and Creationism too)

Copyright Q-BE 2008

The transformation fetish genre, as a whole, derives its sole satisfaction, its raison d'etre, yes, its total meaning in treading upon God's purview. No matter what you find arousing, whether it be butts, breasts, or bodies, causing the fundamental change of a person's body beyond its original design can be perceived as an attack on God, or at the very least, the usurpation of His principality.

Some may argue there is no God. I argue that you cannot prove the unprovable, and as such, cannot disprove it. I only seek the truth in the matter, and I find it far more believable that the world came to be by design, rather than that the universe randomly coalesced into being despite an infinity of probabilities to the contrary. Remember, science has proved that order tends to devolve into disorder. Our own bodies break down despite the ineffably complex mechanisms that work perfectly to ensure its survival, including its ability to heal.

Others may call into question whether I believe that any physical transformations are as uncalled for by God's principles, citing body modification as a means of expressing what God truly called us to be. Plastic surgery, tattooing, piercing, and the like may very well change the physicality bequeathed to us from birth, but it does not change the genetic essence of that person, inasmuch as the surgeries to correct birth defects and other illnesses preserve what may not have had a chance ever to survive. Am I so callous as to believe that God did not mean for man to preserve life where able? If so, then I would have a marked problem explaining why I seek to preserve every human life from conception to natural death. That belief wouldn't seem to jive with a belief that God desires only the naturally-occurring healthy people to survive, or to put it another way, only the survival of the fittest. I only take issue with those who seek to apply their own personal preferences for improving upon what God created by taking choices, even the very lives of human beings out of their own hands.

Still others may call into question whether I believe that a so-called perfect God could create a universe so obviously full of imperfection. They say, "How could a loving, omnipotent God allow the bad things in the world to happen, or even to have been created to exist?" The answer lies in understanding the other side of the Creation story, the side not where God creates the world in seven days, but where man, even his own perfectly created mate, is tempted and chooses to sin, destroying the perfection that God initiated and seeks to preserve. The other side of the Creation story defines the evil that opposes the good which God created, the good that makes up the fabric of the universe and continues to this day.

This makes the reason why Creationism is so vehemently opposed clear. You can bypass all the so-called "intellectual" arguments that cite this study or that experiment or the other expert whose research or findings contradict some portion of what Creationists believe. It is not my purpose nor my desire to fight what some would call a losing battle, losing not because it is a battle that cannot be fought and won, but losing because it agrees with the premise that it is something that must be argued and be victorious on every point or it loses. I find that evolutionism has as many or more so-called "holes" in its theory, such as missing links in the archaeological record, or even a definitive, singularly-proposed theory. It may well be called the "evolutionary category of theories", since there is very clearly more than one from which to choose. The Creationists' theory only rides on one main belief, that God created the world. How He created it is an entirely different matter, again one upon which I will not dwell for the sake of conciseness and also for its irrelevancy here.

The reason Creationism, and even a belief in God, is opposed or disbelieved by some is that with the belief or acknowledgment of that truth of God's existence leads to an accepting of the consequences of man's own actions upon this earth and an ultimate definition of good and evil. I speak not of the actions of man upon this physical creation, but of the actions borne of man's propensity towards and capacity for evil. Actions have consequences, in other words, and consequences of an eternal import. We are not merely the stuff of which we are made, but also the stuff of divinity. Imprinted upon us is the very image of the God who some wish to deny created us, for denying God means calling ourselves God, and wouldn't it be nice to think that there is such a thing as a free lunch?

Of course, as science has taught us, there is no such thing as a free lunch, or maybe we ought to begin to doubt every empirical truth we have discovered? Of course, if we doubt science, there is nothing on which evolutionism can stand, let alone creationism. It is this fundamental belief in absolute truths that can be called upon and utilized to state definitively right from wrong that separates those who accept this natural law from those who defy it and seek to insert their own subjective truths onto the matter. Absolutism is the basis of scientific methodology in toto, and when an absolute has seemingly been broken, such as the law of gravity at sub-atomic distances and physics by and large within black holes, we find that there are new absolutes that define the makeup of the exceptions to the old absolutes which we "disproved".

Einstein once famously said "God does not play dice with the universe" in his vehement objections to quantum theory and the old scientific absolutes which it supplanted, which now has become the most wrong-headed statement that he, a man known solely for breaking old scientific theories, had ever made. Well, maybe God did and does play dice with the universe; He created beings with minds of their own, free to accept or reject Him. Realizing that, we understand what a risk God took with creating everything. He literally took the success of His creation out of His own omnipotent hands and gave it to who...us. We humans, we pinnacles of His creation. God didn't create angels last; He created them first. They were known quantities. Some of them would rebel, and most wouldn't. Their purpose was to define good and evil in order for man to have a choice: the goodness of God and obedience to Him, or the evilness of life without God and even life in direct and blatant disobedience to Him.

This brings us full circle: defying God by stepping into areas reserved for Him alone. This brings us to the transformation fetish, and even defines for us what areas of science are indeed open to us, if we accept the absolute truth of God's sovereignty in such matters. We cannot reasonably believe that any fundamental change to the human genome, no matter how great the possibility for good, can possibly be acceptable to God. We are not fit to create the next step in our own so-called evolution if we do not accept our lives as being created and belonging to God alone. Without a universal belief in such a fundamental truth, we cannot proceed to take matters into our own hands and "wing it". We have to apply to God to know what areas of experimentation are acceptable for human betterment. In regards to the transformation fetish genre, we must know that what we desire is nothing less than sin itself, a fundamental and (often) irrevocable change that is either impossible or immoral to make to humankind (or even nature as a whole).

Why, then, is this wrong when it feels so good? Why does it connect to us in such a manner? The answer is that it connects to our propensity for evil, the same propensity that existed since our first ancestors chose to bring sin into God's perfect world.

This is what has been troubling me for these many months. This is what I have come to understand about my fetish. It has become unhealthy for me, something that is contrary to my spiritual well-being, and something that should be contrary to yours as well. Though I may achieve temporary sexual satisfaction in this fetish, I will not be able to achieve full spiritual satisfaction from God if I continue granting it entrance into my mind and into my life. I may yet again decide that my sexual desires are something to be accepted as genuine and real as anything else in my genetic makeup. However, I must believe that any actual attempt to go beyond God's boundaries for man must not be allowed.

As you can see, I am still wrangling quite fiercely with my faith and fetish. No, I will not leave here again, as the drama provoked would be injurious to all of you, my friends. I just wish to know that what I do is consistent with allegiance to God and His will for me. I hope that the people I have met here have been blessed in some part by what I have contributed, to the glory of God, because they have blessed me with a greater understanding of and acceptance for my breast expansion fetish.

Q-"May God bless you all"-BE

Jennifer Love Hewitt's Catastrophic Announcement...

2007-11-29T13:54:00.000-05:00

Jennifer Love Hewitt is engaged.

EXCLUSIVE: Jennifer Love Hewitt Engaged!
Jennifer Love Hewitt's Party of Two
Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets Engaged

I culled as much information as I quickly could out of the ether. It appears, that yes, finally, the eternally-single Jennifer Love Hewitt is finally deciding to tie the knot with Ross McCall. Yes, you heard me. Ross McCall. That most dutiful of suitors, that quintessential Prince Charming, that face that launched a million male groans of disapproval, is hitching the single-most person in Hollywood. That is not a typo.

I do mean she's the most single. Construed as a serial dater, our friendly neighborhood ghost-whisperer has had upwards of a dozen male suitors throughout her illustriously squeaky-clean career. Her notable beaus include Carson Daly, the late-night talk show host and TRL maven; Rich Cronin, singer in the 90s hit pop trio LFO (Lyte Funky Ones); and of course, who can forget the now über-famous John Mayer.

But, instead, after all, she meets someone on her saccharine soap-opera of a show, and falls head over heels for him. How can a face like that can marry a goddess like her? Will wonders never cease?

So, instead of continuing to fawn over our dear Love, I am now consigned to being "happy" for her. "Happy" that she is accepting a mediocre life and mediocre career with a mediocre man. "Happy" that a relationship in which she has to do no work requires no commitment, save for the formalities presented by marriage. I ask you to tell me what Jennifer Love Hewitt could possibly be thinking in accepting anything less than that of which she is deserving and capable of achieving, all for the sake of a little SECURITY?!? MAY GOD FORBID IT!

Ahem...got a little out-of-hand there.

Anyway, I have said this many times in diverse places that I cannot possibly fathom this relationship. Jennifer Love Hewitt is as much America's sweetheart as Ross's. I suppose that, at the ripe old age of 29, Love is ready to accept a retirement into sweet wedded bliss, the bane of all actresses whose bank accounts depend on the swooning hearts of millions of fanboys. Is Love quite ready to ostracize what might be her most faithful, loyal, and ardent fans? Is the soon-to-be Jennifer Love McCall prepared to alienate her font of fame and fortune? Or is she anticipating not having to be the breadwinner in her family anymore? Does she believe that her accumulated wealth has had no effect? Can she comprehend the ramifications of such a union?

These and many more questions must be asked of Love if she is to testify to the world that she wants to marry this mediocre man. He may be all well and good, but from the perspective of those who love Love, we smell something fishy. And it's not coming from the slicker of any fisherman, no matter what we did last summer.

In the end, I suppose I should perfunctorily congratulate the happy couple. Nice smiles, praise for Love, and a wish that she find happiness in the marriage sanctum. However, I would be lying if I didn't speak for the millions of broken-hearted fanboys around the world such as myself who could see themselves with this woman, the ultimate personification of "The Girl Next Door".

Congratulations, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Now we know what you did last summer--you fell in love.

Enough Said...

2007-11-28T18:44:00.001-05:00

Need I say more?

Contrary to Popular Belief...

2007-10-04T15:35:00.001-04:00

I am not dead. In actuality, I have spent months and months away from the life of the Internet, and am better for it. Suffice it to say, I had hoped that summer would allow me more ready access to the Net and more time to participate in the BE world, but unfortunately, that did not end up being the case.

While I was away from the Net this summer, I had a significant opportunity to think about my role in the BE community, specifically The Overflowing Forum and, although I did enjoy some camraderie, I have been feeling more and more that my involvement in it has kept and will keep me from achieving my real-life goals because of the emotional and time investments I feel I would give to it (and that I have given to it in the past). This is something that has not proved to be of much benefit to the forum or to me, as evidenced by my March '07 post count punishment.

Let me state for the record that I am not trying to reopen that issue. I am merely stating that it is a factoring reason for me not to continue to participate in the forums. Not only do I feel that I am going to save myself a lot of time, I feel I will resolve a deeper moral issue I have been dealing with myself--the question of the morality of my fetish indulgence at the BEA and TOF, which are obviously adult sites.

I have long considered myself a Christian conservative. This means that all my involvement with this community has contravened what I feel to be morally right. This is not to say that I have not developed as a human being and benefited from my interactions here, nor is it to condemn anyone else in this community. However, my own spiritual journey with God has called me to focus more and more exclusively on Him as my sole source of happiness, not in the false intimacy provided by forums and breast expansion fetishism.

So, what does this mean for whomever reads this? It means I will no longer be posting at the TOF or the BEA. It means that I want to say goodbye in a dignified manner befitting the relationships I cherish with you all who interacted with me on a day-to-day basis while I was here. It means that I am finally getting around to publishing my BE drawings and my ultimate BE story based around the members of the TOF which parodies the Justice League (the pictures now, the story later). It means that when I do these things, I will probably cease all interaction indefinitely with everyone unless they want to stay in touch with me.

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So, let me pay a special farewell on the TOF, in no particular order, to:

MrHHH (remember our 3-hour conversation?),
BillPratt (my writing idol and forum mentor),
Prophet Tenebrae (Batman, and my personal Moriarty),
Ferret (always curling up in the nearest cleavage cavern),
Jennifer (my Amazonian beauty, my long-time crush, and my favorite forum foil),
RandomX (*rubs temples and sighs* [need I say more?]),
Tina (the eternal Banstick wielder),
rtpoe (who, as far as I know, is still practicing the art of breast massage on Mars),
Plug-n-Play (aka MasterDragonfly, with whom I had many happy, in-depth discussions),
Insanity (I reject your reality, and substitute my own!),
Kanodin (with whom I set the record for most nested quotes in a post),
J_R_Dobbs (you always responded promptly, courteously, and with excellent camping pictures),
IceOwl & merkitty (aka "Yin & Yang"),
AgentDee & Brandon (my fellow JLH devotees)...

and last, but not least, HighwayStranger aka "HighwayStrangler", the guy who honored me in the end by wearing a custom avatar made by me this summer.

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At the BEA, I would like to wish a fond farewell to:

Palomine (aka Frankenstine's monster and the fastest typist I know),
MunchWolf (what tagline?),
TheZookie007 (to the "left" of my "right", but always a friend in my sight),
G_I_John (aka "the eternal missing person's case"),
CarlTL (always in the land of busty avatars),
PregNut (Pregnancy is definitely Mother Nature's BE, just look at Salma Hayek),
SwitcherX (a computer geek's computer geek),
Bambi Blaze (my fav RL model),
shara1 (for the entertaining chats we had),
notty (always remember the KC Strip dance we had),
AgentDee (for a hell of an avatar)...

and to Cheviot, Gonzo, Matt, and all the other people with whom I chatted and posted. I can honestly say I had an entirely positive experience at this forum.

Oh, and to those who had to endure my bloviations at anytime, I don't regret any one of them! HA! Victory is mine!

Here are my two BE drawings for your consideration:

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Q-BE

PS. I'm still planning on completing The Bustiest League, in case you want to know.

Long-Awaited Update

2007-06-04T19:10:00.000-04:00

Upon learning that the great Galvatron has viewed my blog, I realized that far too long a time had elapsed between blog entries...well, that, and I discovered a few errors in one of my previous posts which I am going to edit and fix. To you Galvatron, I do humble myself and salute all your beauteous labors of love for our dear Love.

To everyone else who reads this blog, I apologize for the long delay between blog entries. I have had many things on my plate, and unfortunately this has not been one to which I could attend adequately. However, with a fresh change of venue rapidly approaching for me, I anticipate many more wonderfully wonderful, dutifully duteous, and spectacularly splendiferous postings will be made.

See you when I see you.

Threads of Love

2007-04-04T19:46:00.001-04:00

I have thought about this over and over, but I have neglected to do what I am about to do for awhile now.

I've been searching the BEArchive Forum for any mentions of my favorite actress, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and now I present my findings.

These are all threads where Love is the subject of the thread. It was unrealistic to try to garner all possible mentions of her name, since it can be parsed in so many ways.
Remind me to mention all the different ways to scribe or say Love's name.

The threads are sorted by "First Post Date". No, there isn't a function for that on the BEArchive Forum. Yes, it's quite nice of me to do all the work for you. No, that does not give you the right to lavish me with sexual favors, but if you must, you must...

Threads of Love at the BEA

Contest #5 Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jamie-Lynn Sigler & Jamie Lee Curtis--PhotoShop Morphing Contest Thread. Contains some excellent JLH morphs, including the last contest entry from Galvatron, the uber-famous morpher who is a fellow JLH fanatic. I can't say enough good things about him.

DECEPTICON COMMAND presents LOVE HEWITT--If you didn't know who Galvatron was, you do now. The BEST JLH thread on the forum, hands down.

A few Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures--Excellent picture thread that I myself only recently stumbled upon. Needless to say, I snagged most of the pictures...

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT--as you've never seen her before--Not sure how much credence to give to this thread, as it mostly consists of fakes. Still, anytime Love is on the collective consciousness is a good time!

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a whore--No, it's not what you think. Love is actually in the process of producing a film in which she plays the part of a hooker, and I'm not talking about the stage-managing kind. I recently asked for additional info. My obsession knows no bounds.

Hewitt and Banks, totally comparing boobs--Another memorable thread about a memorable appearance by Love, complete with pics (and GIFs) galore!

Jennifer Love Hewitt's new curves.--A relatively new thread on the BEA that is threatening to overtake Galvatron's legendary morph thread as the best Love thread on the forum. Many, many, many pictures chronicling Love's amazing physical appearance and its recent changes and enhancements (all of which I believe are completely natural and AWESOME). I have posted many times here.

Hi, I'm Q-BE!--Yes, this is my introduction thread, however, it is also the chronicle of my first meeting with Galvatron, that famous purple robot JLH morpher extraordinare! We compare notes, and boy, do I get schooled!

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bra Commercial--Without a doubt a must-see, because of the downloadable JLH Hanes "Behind-the-Scenes" segment. Download it quickly, or it just might disappear!

If I find any more threads, I'll post them straightaway. If you find any, please tell me, and I'll post them straightaway.

EDIT: I found this beautiful quote of the famous poet, Lord Byron, on the BEA, courtesy of Rtpoe. It pretty much sums up my feelings for JLH. It is reprinted here for your convienience:

She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies,
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meets in her aspect and her eyes;
Thus mellow'd to that tender light
Which Heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impair'd the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress
Or softly lightens o'er her face,
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.

And on that cheek and o'er that brow
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent.

Ah, Love.

New Chat...Yet Again!

2007-04-03T12:29:00.000-04:00

Well, the TOB has changed chatrooms again.

http://iiichan.net/stuff/irc/

This link takes you to the page that shows you how to access the new chat.

And, Prophet, if you happen to read this, my long entry for the day is actually below this one.

I love non-sequiturs.

Oh, and this is my 13th post. Unlucky or not? I hope not.

Comments on NCAA B-Ball

2007-04-03T11:46:00.000-04:00

No, I haven't fallen off the face of the earth in recent days. I simply have not had the time or energy to add a pertinent post detailing all the places on the Net I have been in the last two weeks or so. I will try to remedy that partially today.

As you probably know, I returned to The Overflowing Forum about a week ago. But, if you didn't happen to know that, now you do, and I don't quite know my particular place back among the people there. In light of that, I have stayed primarily at the BEA Forum because there is no worrying about sentiments and feelings.

Nevertheless, I come not to you to rehash recent history, but to move on into my real reason for posting here: to bemoan the state of The Ohio State University's athletic program, and its bitter losses to the University of Florida in recent memory, most notably its most recent loss to Florida in the NCAA Men's Basketball title game.

I am a HUGE fan of Ohio State sports, something of which I haven't made significant mention at any time throughout my posting history on the Net anywhere. So, naturally, my happiness and sadness often runs somewhat parallel to their fortunes. My happiness quotient has been high for a significant portion of the last year or two--the Buckeyes have rattled off a stunning train of successes in their conference and across the nation. Yet, at the end of the day, when the chips were down, and the champions were crowned, the Buckeyes have ended up on the outside looking in, and it frosts me to no end.

OK, I can forgive the basketball Buckeyes for getting beat in their title game. On a good day in the future (hopefully sooner rather than later), I may even be able to forgive the football Buckeyes for getting blown off their arses in the title game. However, when you combine that with the fact that the Florida Gators have been the ones putting the beatdown on us, and winning these first-ever head-to-head matchups, it all becomes too much for me. As a program, I have disliked Florida for many years prior to their recent successes based on the head coaches who had coached there (Spurrier & Zook come most quickly to mind), and the feeling that the general sports media simply gives any and every "Florida" team a pass because they happen to sit in one of the prime talent areas for sports in the country.

It is this combination of condescenion and success at the hands of my favorite team, the Buckeyes, that really grinds my gears today. Even more shocking, I realize that Florida is not condescending.

The basketball Buckeyes clearly outplayed Florida in every aspect of the game but these three: 3-points, foul shots, and loose ball situations. Florida's transition offense put the nails in the coffin of any chances the Buckeyes had to get back into the game in those three areas, and so, despite the Buckeyes thrashing the Gators on the boards, the number of fouls, paint points, and Oden having a career day, the shots they attempted, necessary to win the game, didn't drop, and so they lost.

As the championship game last night highlighted, in big games you need the 3-point baskets at critical junctures to close the gap and put the pressure back onto the other team. The most frustrating thing about the game was not that the Buckeyes were losing (indeed, at no point in the game did I feel that the Buckeyes were "beaten" until the last moments), but that the thing upon which they prided themselves--the three-point basket--simply did not fall that day, and, by the same token, the Gators didn't miss from beyond the arc when it counted. It was a profound feeling of helplessness such that I have never felt for any team in recent memory, the thought not that they didn't show up, but that chance snatched what would have been a sensationally satifsying win into a horrifically tragic loss.

The Buckeyes featured the crème de la crème of talent and ability in the two title games this year in which they came up short. This is in marked, and not unnoticed, contrast to the 2002 championship football team that had no spectacularly great players, but a bunch of good teammates that simply found ways to win. The 2002 team was far greater than the sum of its individual parts, and I have to believe that, for both Buckeye teams who lost their respective championship games this year, this was not the case.

What I have noticed as a trend throughout sports, and what is probably correlated to winning or losing, is that the teams with the best "players" seldom win championships. Oh, they'll get close, tantalizingly close, but they just don't seem to have the heart (or "chutzpah", to coin a term) that is developed within a true team to take them all the way in the face of a team that does. That special something simply doesn't exist in enough of a significant fashion.

Even the high school championships garnered by Mike Conley and Greg Oden bear this theory out. But wait, you say. They won those games. How does that jive with the fact they lost the championship yesterday?

As I surmised from the start of the season (something which hung dreadfully in the back of my mind even until yesterday), the fact that Conley and Oden won those championships was simply because their talent level overcame any amount of chutzpah on the part of other teams against whom their own team competed.

This is not to say that Conley or Oden have ever lacked chutzpah. Clearly, to get where they are, chutzpah was required, and between each other, the chutzpah level is truly awesome, especially in light of their complementary talents, which really brings out the best in each of them. What I am saying is that, despite their best efforts, the combined chutzpah and talent of Florida trumped the combined talent and chutzpah of Ohio State on this particular night. All other factors being equal, Florida's 2 years of experience together trumped Ohio State's relatively short 4 months of experience together, particularly due to Oden's late amalgamation with the team due to his injury.

Chutzpah trumps talent in terms of a team's ability to go the distance and secure that elusive championship for which they fight. The 2002 OSU football champions had chutzpah in spades, while the 2006 football and basketball teams seemed to lack enough of this essential yet undefinable element to enable them to overcome their difficulties and fight their way to victory. Thus you see the results of the game.

Yet, despite the similarities I have indicated, chutzpah is not entirely related to team chemistry, because there are many teams whose team chemistry against another opponent seems to bear out that they should win, or, at the least, have a fighting chance. This was the case with the basketball team moreso than the football team. Ohio State's experiences throughout the 2007 NCAA Tournament clearly exposed them to every fashion of opponent and varying levels of team chemistry. Experience, while a telling factor, appeared not to be the defining factor of the basketball championship on second observation.

What is left, then, is to attribute the results of the the two championship games to fate. This is at once the most pathetic cop-out of all time, and, at the single-greatest salve on the collective conciousness of any losing team. Truly, in a majority of cases, fate has no significant impact on an outcome because one team is simply better than another. However, in a game where both teams are so evenly matched, and when things you simply cannot control seem not to fall your way, such as your 3-point shot, you simply have to say that it wasn't meant to be. It doesn't matter who you are, if you shoot 4/23 from 3-point range, you are not likely to win a quality basketball game, even if you dominate every other conceivable aspect of it. The Buckeyes' talent clearly was better than a 4/23 performance. In this case, on this night, the Buckeyes couldn't buy a three, and the Gators shot the lights out from downtown. Uncontrollable factors like this simply must be assigned to fate or even just plain-old chance because of just that--they are not aspects of a game that any player can simply choose to control. If you're cold, you're cold, and the Buckeyes were practically playing in the Arctic, with the Gators conversely in the Tropics.

Therein lies your salvation, Buckeye Nation--there is no "Great Florida Curse", nor are your Buckeyes any less talented or lacking in whatever it took to get them where they went. It simply just wasn't meant to be on that given night, chutzpah and talent notwithstanding, and of course, that is the entire reason why you play the games at all.

Life rarely has any sweet revenge endings such as the one envisioned by the Buckeye Nation last night. Retribution, at this point, is simply not possible--but then again, it was probably not necessary anyway, precisely for that very reason. So, instead of hanging our heads in eternal despair, know that your Buckeyes fought hard and died trying, and, in the end, it was only a game. In our rush to dramatize our sports enterprises, we neglect to remember that there are men and women who are literally fighting and dying in a real war for our freedom and for the freedom of Iraq so that we might enjoy the trivial pursuit of sports excellence. Congratulations to the Florida Gators--our loss is your gain, and to your credit, the fates were on your side last night.

But if you thought it was over, you've got another think coming. Just wait till next year...

Q-BE

Ticked Off

2007-03-14T21:35:00.000-04:00

That's it! I've had it! I am officially sick of the Internet and computers!

I had this grand scheme in place to spend a couple of hours bringing my unconnected home computer to school and connecting it to the Internet and updating the freaking thing so that, if I brought something home from school, it wouldn't unleash havoc on my outdated system. Well, that worked fine for awhile, but things kept creeping up and consuming much more time than I wanted to spend on this grand adventure. So, here I am, fully 6 hours into this, and I'm just now feeling like I can finish. Plus, the school activity center closes in about 20 minutes, so I've really got to hurry.

Top that off with the realization that MrHHH is officially ignoring me, and that Prophet Tenebrae is about as delighted by my whole online predicament (not today's predicament, but my recent undressing at TOF), and I'm on a really short fuse right now, ready to explode!

The Internet is a harsh place to be sometimes. At least I can get away from it by going home. That's precisely why this computer which I'm using (which usually sits at home) is not connected to the Internet--mandatory break time.

It's days like these you just want to strangle your computer.

No linkage today, but I did manage to update info on all my MP3s, so I'm happy about that, despite the fact the process was mind-numbingly tedious.

Quick Notes

2007-03-13T19:37:00.000-04:00

Yeah, here we go again. Everything has to be fast, fast, fast. But, then, I wouldn't have it any other way. It keeps you focused.

Anyway, I found a few awesome blog entries while perusing the BEA Forum. They related to Salma Hayek and Jennifer Love Hewitt, respectively:

1. http://www.popoholic.com/2006/11/06/salma-hayek-undresses-on-ugly-betty/
2. http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2019

Great J.O. material, if you know what I mean.

I also popped on by the TOF chat again. They're planning to upgrade to an IRC chat script, but whatever the case, they need to renew the link to the chat directely on the top of the forum itself. It's absolutely absurd to have a chatroom and not link to it from the official "Forum Chat" link, in whatever form the actual chat comes.

What else do I need to report? Hhmmm, I downloaded a few versions of the Salma Video in FLV format (since I have an FLV player conveniently stored in my flash drive.

I'm excited to watch a new eppy of House tonight (of course, American Idol may pre-empt it, but that's just as well).

Oh, and I'm pondering the possibility of registering my BE story for copyright. Can one copyright a parody? Who knows. Here's the link I was given:

http://www.copyright.gov/register/literary.html/

And, finally, don't worry, I've still got my Tournament Pics & Pans coming up!

Back in Action!

2007-03-12T19:11:00.000-04:00

Well, on the top of the list for today's blog: the TOB chatroom is up and running again!

http://erikz.homedns.org/chat2/

It's a similar version of what used to be, and basically, the same rules apply. This time, there's some added protections, but the gang is together again and we are all jibber-jabbering away.

Here's a small sampling:

17:55:20 ‹Bouncy› you're waiting for someone to spank you Q-BE?
12/03/2007 17:55:27 ‹Bouncy› ohyes
12/03/2007 17:55:29 ‹Plug-n-Play› ?
12/03/2007 17:55:32 ‹Plug-n-Play› OH
12/03/2007 17:55:37 ‹Plug-n-Play› phwoar
12/03/2007 17:55:45 ‹Q-BE›
12/03/2007 17:55:52 ‹Plug-n-Play› amazing that I can think straight.
12/03/2007 17:55:53 ‹Q-BE› I don't forget something like that.
12/03/2007 17:56:17 ‹Plug-n-Play› She was only the fisherman's daughter, but you should have seen her reel when she saw my rod.
12/03/2007 17:56:58 ‹Q-BE› The butcher's daughter took one look at him and thought, ''Damn, what a slab of meat he's got.''
12/03/2007 17:57:29 ‹Plug-n-Play› gah
12/03/2007 17:57:33 ‹Plug-n-Play› I just realized something
12/03/2007 17:57:35 ‹Plug-n-Play› something....
12/03/2007 17:57:38 ‹Plug-n-Play›
12/03/2007 17:57:49 ‹Plug-n-Play› I used to be married to the farmer's daughter
12/03/2007 17:57:50 ‹ProphetTenebrae› there is no god and life is essentially a pointless endeavour?
12/03/2007 17:57:54 ‹Bouncy› The poultry farmer said to the maiden take my cock and pullet
12/03/2007 17:58:19 ‹RocMegamanX› en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphrodite_A -there's the robot I was talking about earlier
12/03/2007 17:58:35 ‹ProphetTenebrae› Mahoromatic had boob missiles!
12/03/2007 17:58:42 ‹Plug-n-Play› there is no god but as long as there are big tits, I'll manage to find a pointless endeavour to keep me preoccupied
12/03/2007 17:58:48 ‹Q-BE› The bomb expert was defusing his woman when he said ''Fire in the hole!!!''
12/03/2007 17:59:01 ‹RocMegamanX› This one too: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diana_A
12/03/2007 18:00:08 ‹RocMegamanX› No God? Oh no, not this again...
12/03/2007 18:00:19 ‹Q-BE› boy, Tenebrae, you sure know how to non-sequitur
12/03/2007 18:00:30 * Smith6x7 joins My room
12/03/2007 18:00:41 ‹ProphetTenebrae› hey Smith6x7.
12/03/2007 18:01:08 ‹RocMegamanX› Look, I know I should be tolerant of other religions or lack thereof(except for Scientology)
12/03/2007 18:01:16 ‹Smith6x7› Hiyas Prophet.

I haven't been at the TOF recently, but I have been working: working on a story entry for the 2007 BESC, and, to that effect, I posted a thread asking for someone who would like to proofread my story. Now, I emailed it to a friend, and I asked for assistance at the BEA. We'll see how it goes.

Coming soon: My NCAA Tourney Picks, Pans, and Other Things

Chatroom Shut Down

2007-03-08T21:44:00.000-05:00

Disregard everything I just said about the chatroom. More info when I post again.

There's something else in the works...

A New Chatroom, Etc.

2007-03-08T14:38:00.000-05:00

Well, MrHHH helped unveil a new chatroom for us BE fetishists outside of the traditional BEArchive Forum Chat.

http://erikz.homedns.org/chat/

It's quite packed with everyone you would normally see on TOF, plus several BEA forumites who stop by regularly. I myself asked MrHHH whether this would become the "official" chatroom of the TOF, but he didn't respond.

The big thing for me with chatroom action is that I tend to begin rambling and take over conversations, something that I don't like to do to other people chatting. I am a big personality, so I tend to dive into every conversation into which I enter. I'm guessing this is because I'm completely into the interaction, and everyone else is multi-tasking. It's quite a little juggling act to determine how to behave.

It's quite interesting to interact live with people with whom you interact only in passing on the forum. Generally, they stay the same, but the humor quotient goes up because people can say a joke and not worry about misinterpreting it in front of someone, because, if they do, they can immediately correct the record. Prophet Tenebrae's humor was particularly scathing on me today. People are never going to let me live my post count down. *sighs*

Other than that, I've been posting some questions about the BESC on the BEA Forums, and gotten some dutiful replies, but, really, it's all about the story, and I oh so want to share with you where this story of mine is headed, but rules is rules, people.

You can request my current effort (as far as I've written it) via email or you can ask for it by commenting right here, as long as you give me a place to send it. I can't officially "publish" it, though.

I'm trying to think of anything else to mention...hm, I'm going to be getting some more JLH stuff in the mail I ordered from Best Buy, and once they arrive, I'll own at least 90% of all the movies that JLH has ever been in.

Ta.

Several Changes Happening

2007-03-06T20:41:00.000-05:00

To be honest, there are several changes happening in my life, and they are happening very quickly.

The first thing is that I am now on self-detention from The Overflowing Forum. The mods decided to lay down the law on me as far as my posting style and frequency was concerned, among a few other things, and it didn't go very well. My post count was reset (were it not reset, it would currently read 1393 posts (1383 + 2 + 8). I got reset twice because of my ranting and raving. I calmed down and figured things out, and what I figured most was that I needed a break, so I decided to devote all my internet time to writing a new BE story called The Bustiest League, which is based upon character profiles I did at The Overflowing Forum. You can check them out here.

I'm entering myself into the 2007 BE Story Club Contest with the story idea I just delineated. The appropriate threads in the respective forums are as follows:

1. The BEA Forum thread
2. The Overflowing Forum thread

So, that's all for now, folks. This will be my primary Net home for the time-being, until I let myself out of self-detention at The Overflowing Forum.

Did you know that "Speak/Write" technology (what I call the program that lets you talk into a microphone and transcribes everything you say) costs $100 or more?!? Outrageous!

Reason to Laugh

2007-03-01T20:38:00.000-05:00

http://www.christianforums.com/t4888250-chrisbot-learns-comparative-religions.html

Just one tiny piece out of a vast networking fabric for Christians called Christian Forums. It literally has a robot that is watching every post, every thread, every everything, and on top of that, it posts a couple of hundred times a day itself! Not that it says anything rational or reasonable other than basic forum quips.

I remembered this place existed again after I viewed an old thread I had posted about it on The Overflowing Forum awhile back.

All I can say is: "Robots for God".

I even registered as QWKZXY, in the hopes of acquiring the most nonsensical username with the most uncommon letters possible. You pronounce it "Quick-Sixey". I suppose, if I ever post there, I'll go by the nick "Quick Six" or "Quick".

I wish I could post more about things that have made me laugh on TOF, but I suppose I can do that another day...

Love at the Oscars

2007-02-28T17:20:00.000-05:00

No, I'm not talking about good vibes, though there were plenty to be had at the Oscars. Neither am I talking about rapacious sexual encounters, though that would be making plenty of news here were they to happen.

What I am talking about is Jennifer Love Hewitt, as if you couldn't guess from my obsessive-compulsive worship of her at any of the forums I frequent.

Love (as she likes to be called) did herself proud with the dress she wore to the Oscars (if not with her date, the ignominious Ross McCall. Heck, he doesn't even have a Wikipedia article about himself, proof positive that he's not even a has-been actor, but a never-was!!! )

Anyhow, she looked absolutely stunning, spectacularly mesmirizing, and outstandingly gorgeous at the Oscars. Well, her breasts did at least, and in my opinion, she has never looked better. You know this particular photo set is going to be legendary when it's already received several significant morphing attempts at the BEA Forum.

For example:
Galvatron's Morph
Angelusx's Morph

These are no mere pissant morphers, but genuine geniuses of their craft. Galvatron, in particular, is a devoted JLH fan on par with me, and with an even more comprehensive knowledge base than I could hope to achieve.

My only worry (and the unspoken rumor on everyone's lips) is that Love's curvaciousness is the end result of an as-yet unannounced pregnancy, because if that's the case, it means she'll have had sex with someone, which means it will probably have been Ross, which means she'll probably be spoken for him pretty soon, which sucks completely!

So, there you have it, the latest ramble by yours truly. Slowly, but surely, I'm getting this blog thing down. You don't want to know how much formatting I had to do today.

Things For Which I'll Search

2007-02-27T21:05:00.001-05:00

There are many things for which I'll search on the Internet. But never once did I think I'd be searching for corprophilia. I'm warning you that if you click on that link, even though it's Wikipedia, you'll be thoroughly disgusted, and it doesn't even go as far as to give you pictures, not that I'd want any. For someone with a fetish myself, and as someone who works summers as a garbage man at an amusement park (remind me to tell you more about that), it's gotta be really disgusting, and oh, it is. It is. So beware that link.

My rationale was that I was trying to be funny and find a forum where corprophiliacs post, but I am having no luck. I'd rather not continue on in this vein, so...

Stream of conciousness: Wikipedia has a very detailed section about sex acts. I wonder if those sites are blocked by library filters, since people of all ages use them to research their papers. Scary thought, if you think about it.

Stream of conciousness (2): Did you know that there's an Australian version of cleavage? In America, it's called "neathage", and it regards the showing of the bottoms of breasts, such as with crop tops. Who'da thunk?

Stream of conciousness (3): I realize that, if the site from which I'm deriving my smilies goes defunct, or if they change the smilie links, I'm severely screwed. But then, I also realize that, if it should ever get to that, I'm liable to have grown out of this blog and moved on to greater things long before that. So, it's a wash.

Oh, I might as well post a link to TOF's smiley list. I'll be using those when I run out of good ones from the other site. Here.

I love smilies.

And, just so we can put to rest any idea that I'm not a good contributor to The Overflowing Forum (to which there is a link in my list of links):

http://www.overflowingforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=20629#20629

Enough said.

EDIT: I just realized I'm going to have to change my avatar to match my TOF avatar manually.

My previous one was this, and, obviously, the link no longer works. I suppose everytime I make a change, I'll denote it somewhere. *sigh*

Wrangling with HTML Formatting

2007-02-23T15:16:00.000-05:00

I have to say, wrangling with formatting this blog is proving quite a doozy. My biggest snafus have been to make the sidebar look more presentable without wasting valuable space on the right-hand margin, and also to modify the alignments within the sidebar and blogspace.

What I have decided to do is formulate a plan to create a script wherein the HTML code calculates the pixel size of the window, subtracts the fixed pixel size of the sidebar & the fixed spacing between sidebar and blog, meteing out the rest to the blogspace, which is the section that you're reading right now.

I was successfully able to manufacture a satisfactory picture widget, as you can see. When I get really technical and try to fix the sidebar size, I'm going to have to have the sidebar calculate the pixel width of the given picture, and based on whether that is larger than a certain amount, manipulate the code to match the sidebar width to the picture width (if the picture's width is equal or smaller than that certain amount), or to match the picture width to the sidebar width (if the picture's width is greater than that certain amount).

The resulting "picture size calculation" function mentioned in the previous paragraph will take much more coding than the "sidebar" function mentioned in the paragraph previous the previous one.

Heh. I'm talking myself into grammar circles. Time to get outta here. *skedaddles*

EDIT: Dammit, I forgot to link the collection of smileys I'm going to use. There.

My Inaugural Post

2007-02-22T16:29:00.000-05:00

So, Prophet Tenebrae abandoned his Blogger^® blog in favor of another site. No matter. I liked the format so much, I decided to make one for myself to capture all the workings I do around the BE world in order to produce as many posts with as much content (or lack thereof) as possible.

It is I, Q-BE, pleasantly at your service. Smilies will abound, once I get the hang of this thing.

Anyhow, it seems to me HTML is pretty much good to go as far as basic formatting. I can do at least that much to make my text more entertaining. What once was shrouded in Prophet Tenebrae's darkness will now be brought into Q-BE's light.

For those of you still quite clueless, this link should be quite illustrative.

For the rest of you, welcome to my brand-new blog! *insert excited smiley here*

I'm going to have to hook up myself to some pages of smileys. I think I know just where to start looking...

In the meantime, feel free to email me with comments/suggestions at qwizzicalbe@yahoo.com.