Election Day 2009

Yes, it is Election Day 2009 in the United States of America. 1 year ago today, our glorious leader, the Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama, was elected the 44th (and possibly last) President of the United States of America.

Today, we mark this momentous occasion by again going to the polls in our respective states and...voting for him...in elections that have nothing whatsoever to do with him being on the ballot anywhere, but because his marvelousness is supposed to change our votes magically to liberal Democrats and liberal Republicans. This "Change we can believe in" has not only brought us our magnificent leader, but also 3 million jobs lost since his inauguration, unemployment reaching 10%, millions of people on food stamps, unemployment compensation, or other government benefits, and a $1,420,000,000,000 deficit for the government's fiscal budget year 2009, more than four times greater than any amount of horrendous spending approved during the Bush Administration in any given year. $1.42 trillion is also more than the combined federal debt for the first 200 years of the country's existence, so I would deign to say our infallible President is in over his super-inflated head (and ears).

So, as you go to the polls and think of our wonderful king and lord, Barack Hussein Obama, vote for change, because that's all you'll have in your pockets after Obama's done with you.

This message has not been approved by the Obama Administration and is sponsored by the First Amendment, with the help of the 2nd Amendment and the other 25 Amendments, who are rapidly becoming endangered species.

QwizzicalBE